It's a familiar scene: You're in the boudoir with your beloved and—in a fit of creativity and an attempt to impress her with your carnal skill—you attempt to recreate a sexual position that was inspired while visiting the pretzel vendor in Yankee Stadium. But it's never as easy as it seems. Allow us to spare you some humiliation and a visit to the emergency room by breaking down some sexual acrobatics that will make you a star in the bedroom. Warning: For professional use only. We suggest the use of a stuntcock.
The Position: Up and Over
Difficulty Level: 8.5
The Move: This one starts out simply enough, with your garden-variety doggie style, but quickly descends into a nightmare as you get into it, planting your legs on either side of her and essentially crouching over top while still pounding away like a carpenter.
Say the Judges: "Two words: leg cramp," says Mike. "I couldn't figure out where to put my hands so I kept trying to plant them on her back to keep my balance. That was uncomfortable for her because I was leaning all my weight into her shoulder blades. We did it once, we never did it again."
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