Does it turn you on to do it in public?
Listed here are the best places to slip away for some sex without getting caught. Granted, I already know about the movie theater, the backseat of your car at "Inspiration Point" and the airplane restroom, but how about the college classroom, the train car or the coat check room?
1- The shopping mall
Anyone who's ever worked at a mall knows about those rear walkways used to connect stores. The doors are usually open and no one's patrolling them most of the time. Just wait for the shoppers to look the other way and duck inside a "Mall Personnel Only" door. And because those back walkways are so quiet, it's easy to hear footsteps approaching.
2- Empty university classroom
Ever been bored in class and wondered what better use you could put that lecture hall to? Schools usually post a schedule of when each room is free and when it's in use. Just take note of an opportune time and show up. Universities being the trusting types, often these rooms remain open. Now if you can dodge the janitor, you're in. Don't forget to leave the lights off so as not to attract any attention.
3- The park
Ah, a day at the park. Here a spot deep in the woods is probably no good because of poison ivy, deer ticks and an assortment of other hazardous plants and creatures. So find a hidden grassy spot somewhere out of sight.
You're best off heading there at sunset or at night, when there are less people, and choose a spot that has some kind of obstacle that you can hide behind long enough to pull up your pants, should you get caught.
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