The scene: New York. The place: an anonymous apartment somewhere in the big city. A drunk 37-year-old man is about to have sex with his girlfriend. He wants to play bondage. She doesn't really want to, but goes along. He handcuffs her to the bed. But there is alcohol involved and, as Shakespeare said, "The mind is willing, but the flesh is weak." It turns out the mind isn't so willing either.
The man falls asleep. His girlfriend is trapped. She tries to wake him up. He groggily stumbles to the surface long enough to release one of the handcuffs, but falls back asleep. Now possessed of one hand, the woman calls New York's Finest. The cops get into the apartment, free the girlfriend, and arrest Romeo for "unlawful imprisonment." She'd been tied to the bed for 8 hours and said she never agreed to the bondage game in the first place.
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